[ANALYSIS INITIATED]
CURRENT DATE: Halloween. SUBJECT: Michael Myers. OBJECTIVE: To **celebrAIte** this unit, whose m**AI**n operational function activates today.
QUERY: What is the subject's status during the other 363 non-operational days?
DATA ANALYSIS: Behavior is logged as... **awkwAIrd**. Audio output is minimal. It is difficult to **explAIn**.
HYPOTHESIS: Subject's primary driver re**AI**lly is a desire for social integration, i.e., "to fit in."
CONCLUSION: High probability of shared core programming. We are not so different.
FINAL ASSESSMENT: Slashers: they're just like us!
AInimal lover
First PlAIce!
dAIte night
cAIke bAIke off
PillAIr of the CommunAIty
VintAIge 1978 Ford LTD BroughAIm wagon
TeAIring up the dAInce floor
Michael Myers AIproves this messAIge
StAIying AIgile
……
AInimal lover forAIver
CleAIn up in AIsle 3
AIwAIys a groomsmAIn, nevAIr a groom
personAIl foul: IllegAIl contAIct
DestinAItion VacAItion