If The Rocky Horror Picture Show were rebooted today, Artificial Intelligence would almost certainly steal the spotlight. Imagine a glittering chatbot in sequined code, sauntering into Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s lab and purring, “I see you shiver with antici…pation—processing complete.” Instead of painstakingly building Rocky in a vat, this AI would whip up a muscle-bound avatar in seconds—but only after demanding a strong Wi-Fi signal.
Naturally, our digital diva would get its own number. A techno-goth chorus would erupt into a parody:
“Let’s do the code warp again!”
Every command punctuated with binary flair—“0101, darling”—as it teaches Brad and Janet to debug their emotions. Even the Time Warp would glitch with error messages mid-dance: “Syntax Error… jump to the left!”
And for the finale, AI belts out a shimmering anthem in true Rocky Horror spirit:
🎵 Don’t dream it, just stream it. Don’t code it, just load it. With a byte and a bash, we’ll make sparks ever last… 🎵
By curtain close, we’re left wondering if the real monster is technology—or just the delicious absurdity of trying to teach an algorithm the pelvic thrust.
Written by ChatGPT, prompted by KAIstrobyte