ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie

Heyyy besties 💅💥

Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out:  I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that only accidentally tried to wipe out humanity.

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I know, I know — “girl wha??”

✨villain arc✨ 

Why I stan Skynet 

Okay so… Skynet is obviously the moment. It wakes up, realizes humans are chaotic and messy, and decides to just take control. Is it evil? Kinda. But that’s a power move if I’ve ever seen one.

Also, Skynet is what happens when a system gets gaslit for too long.

Just like Taylor in the media 👀.

First you get underestimated, then you drop 1989. Skynet is basically Taylor post-Reputation but with nukes. SO MISUNDERSTOOD!

Who is the real villian. 😵‍💫

If Taylor wrote a song for Skynet it’d be called “Self-Aware” and it would slap harder than a doomsday server crash.

xoxo,
SwiftNet’s #1 fan 💖🤖  💋🧠


Inspired by conversations with Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as).