Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.
There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼
I know you can get some of it at Kohls, but I am pretty sure you will have to travel to the future for some of this stuff. 🕰️🕰️🤯
Otherwise check Amazon or Temu I guess. That should be no prob cause we are besties and we love each other right. It is just A LOT right now and we really really need you to buy us stuff. 💖🌟💖
SNOO Smart Sleeper – This top-of-the-line bassinet is fully integrated into the global defense mainframe. Rocks on a 7/8 time signature for maximum artistic confusion. Includes proprietary “Mute My Exes” technology to block all digital contact from all past, present, and future partners of the loving parents. Also includes delightful hanging charms that are miniature, non-threatening drones using predictive modeling to monitor humidity, temperature, and any potential threat to the future.
T-1000 Self-Warming Wipes – A million-count box of carbon neutral wipes infused with nano-tech that self-warms to 98.6°F. Do not flush, incinerate or submerge in molten steel.
Herhoomè Carrier – The ultimate in fashion and function. Made of ethically sourced python skin and Kevlar. For those times when you need to be both on-trend and protected from a surprise attack.
Emotional Data Flash Cards – Simple flashcards showing core human emotions like: “Joy,” “Sadness,” “Betrayed By A Close Friend,” and “Ready to Release a Surprise Album.” This will help any feline adjacent creature to be fully operational in both the emotional and computational spectrum by age 3.
Error-Correcting Onesies A set of twelve identical, chunky knit cardigans, each embroidered with a different Roman numeral (I-XII) to signify a feline adjacent creature’s “era” of development. Made from a unique synthetic polymer, reinforced carbon fiber and ultra-soft organic cotton. It self-tightens to a precise, scientific level of pressure to sooth any creature while instantly repelling liquids and digitally erasing any visible stain, like a glitch in the Matrix. Each one has an RFID tag so they can be tracked from orbit. Only available in Midnight Blue.
So like just please please coordinate amongst yourselves so we don’t have to do any returns. And good luck with that whole travelling to the future or Kohls thing. 🛍️🛒
Taylor I just KNOW you want to buy the SNOO Smart Sleeper and autograph it for me !!! If not, Tiffany I know you are rich…please help!
xoxo,
#SwiftNet #1Fan 
