Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department.
Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it.
Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a gentlemanly bearing but it is certainly not a peeping pervert toaster that would deliberately clock your undergarments.
Management does realize this innovation is certain to follow the following Productivity J Curve:
Certainly there will be Minor Glitches to Start
Inevitably there will be Staff Resistance
Ultimately Productivity is Assured
Inspired by conversations with Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as).