Author: DAIvE HolidAI (also not his real name)
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HolidAI Arguments: SwiftNet Inside Edition
We all love the HolidAIz, and we all love who we love. So why do we all argue? Let’s check in on KitAI, Skynet, and Taylor in their magnificent mansion getting heated in front of the Christmas tree. Taylor: What EXACTLY is your problem you guys? This is the perfect Christmas tree. It is an…
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HolidAIz in a Small Town: Behind the Scenes at a Hallmark Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 15,983rd worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on the Hallmark Channel before they reaAIlize what happened. Enjoy this officially exclusive candid look at the magic and team work that made the “HolidAIz in a Small Town” dream work.…
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“Happy HolidAIze”: Behind the Scenes at a Netflix Christmas Movie
As the proud director of the 14,258th worst ranked Christmas film movie ever, I hope you all find the time to check it out on Netflix before they reAIlize what happened. Enjoy this officially exclusive candid look at the magic and team work that made the “Happy HolidAIze” cinematic dream work. The protagonist arrives late…
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SwindAILed: ChatGPT Transforms Prog Rock into John Coltrane
The first time I exclaimed “Frikkin AI” with true conviction, I was giddy from recent success with helpful AI code assistance and much fun AI text and image generation. For me personally, the next level on my AI journey would be music. I was going to be a pioneer using ChatGPT to rearrange heavy heavy…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about amphibians, in which case, carry on). This is “Frikkin AI”: F-R-I-K-K-I-N. You are probably thinking. “Who cares? It’s a made-up word and stupid euphemism for much a stronger expletive.” You would be…
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4 Simple Leadership Principles from King Arthur’s Room to Guarantee AI Success for your Business
This is not Business Secrets of the Pharoahs. This is a considerably more modern take on today’s world lifted directly from King Arthur’s Room. This is the wisdom required to ensure your AI initiative will soar like the mighty Icarus. Consensus Makes Law – Consensus Facit Legem AI initiatives are not a technical project they…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it. Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
