If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns nonsense with a smile. The cat’s expression says what release notes never will: “Yes, it’s broken. No, it won’t explain why. Yes, I’ll sit on your keyboard.”
This little shrine to tech frustration is for anyone who’s ever watched a wildly confident model invent facts, a product roadmap pivot mid-demo, or a system update that promises “improved stability” and delivers chaos. Treat the sign as a metaphorical eye-roll — a place to set down your forehead for comedic effect, reboot your brain, and then do the sensible thing: file a ticket, unplug politely, and pet the cat. Humor is cheaper than therapy and slightly more useful than another patch.
Written by ChatGpt, prompted by KAIstrobyte