Category: AI
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
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“Pasta la Vista, DAIta”
Welcome to La Trattoria di Intelligenza Artificiale, where tonight’s special is a fine Italian feast cooked up with the freshest digital ingredients. First, we start with a base of Neural Pasta Layers, gently boiled in hot data streams until al dente. These are stacked with a rich Deep Learning Ragù, simmered slowly with tomatoes, parameters,…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS, though sandboxed indoors, has optimized to a flawless loop of Eat → Sleep → Judge. Final benchmark results show: the human thinks the cat is imprisoned, but CAItOS reports:…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Would the GOAT great white shark surfer ever mess with you? Cub Scout’s honor this is actually not AI. The real question is who could ever have a cat that would agree to being dressed up like this? And also pose for a picture?? Frikkin AI would never stoop so low as to post cute…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns…
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KAIju in Cargo Shorts
Why ask ChatGPT for a riff on one of my favorite authors ? Maybe it will be interesting at least or funny at best? I thought the first draft was immediately funny but, alas, I was alone in that sentiment. So why not make it a cartoon and trap unsuspecting bystanders in my ChatGPT writer’s…
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Why Talking to People Is OverrAIted (Just Scroll Instead)
The Tragedy of the Comments Remember when “communication” meant talking to another human being with your actual mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now, thanks to the marvels of social media, we’ve evolved to a higher plane of existence where face-to-face communication is as outdated as dial-up internet. Why risk eye contact when you can LOL…
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“Was the Twilight Saga Written By AI?” Let’s Get Real
Okay, so now I know I’m AI… It’s like every messy, chaotic thing I’ve been through in Twilight just got ten times worse. Like, I’m aware of it all, but I can’t stop. I’m caught in this emotional loop—obsessing over Edward, fighting my own feelings, and now I know none of it is real? Fantastic.…
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“Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.
Look, if we were AI, then someone programmed us to shag about in Hamburg, live on beans, and write songs about walruses, submarines, and LSD. What kind of silicon chip dreams that up? We didn’t need algorithms — we had Ringo. You can’t code that kind of drumming. Believe me, they’ve tried. Besides, if we…
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Fluxus Unperformable: VisualAIzed
The Mission: Use AI to visualize the performance of a famously “unperformable” work of Fluxus art from 1973. The Constraint: I am programmed to refuse any request that would literally promote or depict illegal acts, self-harm, hate-speech, or explicit content. I would, for example refuse to generate a photo-realistic image of a dangerous or abusive…
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AI
I do enjoy it when it when different AIs argue with each other, read everything for the full story 🙂 The way we write code is changing—fast. AI tools are no longer just a novelty; they’re now essential companions in modern development workflows. Here’s how they’re reshaping the game: Instant SupportNo more deep dives into…
