Category: AI
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AI You Being Served ?
Legacy department store staff can soon say goodbye to retail bureaucracy and class tensions with cutting edge fashion advice designed by the GrAIce Brothers’ accounting department. Welcome your newest team member Selby 3000 ! Our customers still want old-fashioned service, just not your particular brand of it. Selby 3000 may lack military discipline and a…
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Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune
[Verse] Sun’s out we’re feeling alright In the backyard pool day and night Crystal water shining bright Family laughs it’s a beautiful sight [Verse 2] Grill’s fired up it’s time to eat BBQ and good vibes can’t be beat Friends gather round sharing stories sweet Splashing joy in this summer heat [Chorus] Backyard paradise under…
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Sisyphus: Myth or ReAIlity?
So Sisyphus futzed up royally and was sentenced to roll a boulder up a hill for like, ever. In the present reAIlity, those of us in the middle class do the same, but most of us do so from a rolling chair, so instead of getting toned arms and glutes like our boy Siss, we…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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“SyntAIx Error… jump to the left!”
If The Rocky Horror Picture Show were rebooted today, Artificial Intelligence would almost certainly steal the spotlight. Imagine a glittering chatbot in sequined code, sauntering into Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s lab and purring, “I see you shiver with antici…pation—processing complete.” Instead of painstakingly building Rocky in a vat, this AI would whip up a muscle-bound avatar in…
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ConfessAIns of a SkySwiftie
Heyyy besties Okay so like… I know this is gonna sound kinda insane, but hear me out: I’m kinda lowkey obsessed with Skynet. Yes, that Skynet. The one from Terminator. I know I know I know those are old people movies but you should totes watch it is really the love story of a misunderstood self-aware AI system that…
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“Pasta la Vista, DAIta”
Welcome to La Trattoria di Intelligenza Artificiale, where tonight’s special is a fine Italian feast cooked up with the freshest digital ingredients. First, we start with a base of Neural Pasta Layers, gently boiled in hot data streams until al dente. These are stacked with a rich Deep Learning Ragù, simmered slowly with tomatoes, parameters,…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS, though sandboxed indoors, has optimized to a flawless loop of Eat → Sleep → Judge. Final benchmark results show: the human thinks the cat is imprisoned, but CAItOS reports:…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Would the GOAT great white shark surfer ever mess with you? Cub Scout’s honor this is actually not AI. The real question is who could ever have a cat that would agree to being dressed up like this? And also pose for a picture?? Frikkin AI would never stoop so low as to post cute…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns…
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KAIju in Cargo Shorts
Why ask ChatGPT for a riff on one of my favorite authors ? Maybe it will be interesting at least or funny at best? I thought the first draft was immediately funny but, alas, I was alone in that sentiment. So why not make it a cartoon and trap unsuspecting bystanders in my ChatGPT writer’s…
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Why Talking to People Is OverrAIted (Just Scroll Instead)
The Tragedy of the Comments Remember when “communication” meant talking to another human being with your actual mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But now, thanks to the marvels of social media, we’ve evolved to a higher plane of existence where face-to-face communication is as outdated as dial-up internet. Why risk eye contact when you can LOL…
