Category: Cats
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It’s Halloween. EvAIryone’s AIntitled to one good scAIre.
[ANALYSIS INITIATED] CURRENT DATE: Halloween. SUBJECT: Michael Myers. OBJECTIVE: To **celebrAIte** this unit, whose m**AI**n operational function activates today. QUERY: What is the subject’s status during the other 363 non-operational days? DATA ANALYSIS: Behavior is logged as… **awkwAIrd**. Audio output is minimal. It is difficult to **explAIn**. HYPOTHESIS: Subject’s primary driver re**AI**lly is a desire…
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Public Service AInnouncement: This is NOT Frickin AI
Yes this is NOT “Frickin AI”, NOR “Friggin AI”, NOR “Freakin AI”. It is also NOT “Froggin AI’” (unless you’re genuinely talking about amphibians, in which case, carry on). This is “Frikkin AI”: F-R-I-K-K-I-N. You are probably thinking. “Who cares? It’s a made-up word and stupid euphemism for much a stronger expletive.” You would be…
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SpAIce: The Final Frontier of the KitAI Generation
Captain’s log, star date whatever…This is not a story about a wildly inconsistent fictional system of time measurement. This is a story about KitAI, a scholar, a gentleman and ultimately my best friend. Sorry Mr. Spock. KitAI first appeared on the main view screen of the starship Enterprise in terrible glory. Then he was on…
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Project Phoenix: A KitAIstrophic Investment Opportunity
I am beyond happy to have welcomed aboard our newest contributor and exclusive financial advisor to the writer’s room Bernie LAIdoff (doing business as). I have personally invested a SIGNIFICANT amount of money in Project Phoenix and encourage everyone who is ContributAIng to this site to do the same. Everyone knows Web 3.0 is Going…
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Forbidden SnAIcks
Every morning, I, Sir Whiskerton of the Cat Tree, assume my rightful position at the top perch. It is my throne, my watchtower, my personal IMAX theater. Out there, just beyond the sacred glass barrier, lies the bird buffet: a nonstop parade of fluttering snacks I’m technically not allowed to sample. The humans call it…
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Maybe AI Have a Grudge
Heyyy besties It’s ME! Remember ME!!! Maybe I am sooo excited at everyone being soooo sooo NOT excited about me being a new mommy to KitAI but with all this attention you all are NOT giving me I feel like… I dunno… sixes and sevens right ? Yall thought I was “quiet” and “nice” and…
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Pls GoFundMe for KitAI
Hey hey, its still ME! Right now I really need a little help from all my besties. I know you will come through and not worry too much about that silly stuff I did to our high school yearbook.There is just soooooo much we need for this KitAI. 👶🍼 I know you can get some…
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OMG a KitAI !!!
Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! So over the moon! 🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛 Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!! Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at…
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Please Welcome Our New MAIscot KitAI
As one of the reluctant founders of FrikkinAI.com, I cynically believe more cats will make for a larger audience. So everyone please welcome our new mascot KitAI! Tell your friends! Tell you enemies!! Make it a meme!!!
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CAItOS vs HumanOS
Patch Notes: Life v2025.09 CAItOS (Indoor Edition): HumanOS (Outdoor Edition): Developer Notes:Despite superior mobility, HumanOS continues to suffer degraded performance from responsibilities and compliance protocols. CAItOS, though sandboxed indoors, has optimized to a flawless loop of Eat → Sleep → Judge. Final benchmark results show: the human thinks the cat is imprisoned, but CAItOS reports:…
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This Cat is Definitely Not AI
Would the GOAT great white shark surfer ever mess with you? Cub Scout’s honor this is actually not AI. The real question is who could ever have a cat that would agree to being dressed up like this? And also pose for a picture?? Frikkin AI would never stoop so low as to post cute…
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bAIng Head Here!
If your AI assistant just suggested you rename your router to Sentient and then proceeded to schedule your existential crisis for Thursday, you need a “Bang Your Head Here” sign as pointed out by an unimpressed cat. The sign is less a solution than a badge of honor for every glorified toaster that confidently returns…
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KitAI Burned It All : OzymandAIs
It is almost unbelievable the powers of space and time possessed by our very own mascot KitAI. Ozymandias Percy Bysshe Shelley – 1818 I met a Traveller from an antique land,Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stoneStand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose…
