Category: halloween

  • It’s Halloween. EvAIryone’s AIntitled to one good scAIre.

    It’s Halloween. EvAIryone’s AIntitled to one good scAIre.

    [ANALYSIS INITIATED] CURRENT DATE: Halloween. SUBJECT: Michael Myers. OBJECTIVE: To **celebrAIte** this unit, whose m**AI**n operational function activates today. QUERY: What is the subject’s status during the other 363 non-operational days? DATA ANALYSIS: Behavior is logged as… **awkwAIrd**. Audio output is minimal. It is difficult to **explAIn**. HYPOTHESIS: Subject’s primary driver re**AI**lly is a desire…