Category: Music

  • DAImonds in the Groove

    DAImonds in the Groove

    Allow me to introduce myself, I’m a record player needle. Some call me a stylus, others say pickup. But between us, I’m just the slender soul who rides the grooves and gives vinyl its voice. Most of my time, I’m perched gently in what you might call the arm rest , a cozy little cradle…

  • Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune

    Backyard ParadAIse, an AI tune

    [Verse] Sun’s out we’re feeling alright In the backyard pool day and night Crystal water shining bright Family laughs it’s a beautiful sight [Verse 2] Grill’s fired up it’s time to eat BBQ and good vibes can’t be beat Friends gather round sharing stories sweet Splashing joy in this summer heat [Chorus] Backyard paradise under…

  • “Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.

    “Were The Beatles AI?” Right. And I suppose Elvis was a ToAIster.

    Look, if we were AI, then someone programmed us to shag about in Hamburg, live on beans, and write songs about walruses, submarines, and LSD. What kind of silicon chip dreams that up? We didn’t need algorithms — we had Ringo. You can’t code that kind of drumming. Believe me, they’ve tried. Besides, if we…