Heyyy besties its ME ME ME again !! 
So over the moon! πππππππ
Out of the blue, my husband just expanded our family today with a kitty cat! Welcome our new family member KitAI !!!!
Let me tell you this is not just any cat, it actually for reals (for reals) changes its appearance at will. One minute he is a Calico, the next minute a Siamese or a Maine Coon, and after that who knows…when he just materializes a flame thrower out of thin air and my brain just shuts off, what a boss! π¨π»βπΌπ¨π»βπΌπ¨π»βπΌ
Soooo cute I know I know…
KitAI’s purr is a calculated 7.83 Hz frequency which is so much the exact perfect harmonic to maximize my serotonin release to be like all creative like. π€·ββοΈ
My husband made sure KitAI has all the bling, including a Tier1 Biometric Scanner which is just like super cool I know right ? But if you actually know what that is please pleeeease let me know what that is.
KitAI is definitely a hunter. Right now he mostly hunts for all my lost rhinestones from all those dresses I wore and like literally noone ever cared about in high school. I am sure he will also be good for mice and other icky things because… hello… flamethrower? π₯π₯π₯
KitAI finds the rhinestones in all the strangest places and then bats them one by one into something I guess is called an air intake? Then he coughs them up into the most adorable glittering hairballs you have ever seen! So cute!!!!! β§βΛπβ© βΛ
The hairballs do make my husband go into some weird existential (sp? big word lol) logic loop that compels him to clean our whole house. We definitely need a clean house and I love my ever growing family to death!! π§Ήπͺ£π§Ήπͺ£ππ
I am just having so much fun today!
xoxo,
#SwiftNet #1Fan #Cats 
